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(11:12:43 AM) Andrew S: pepsi
(11:12:51 AM) Marie: is better
(11:13:03 AM) Andrew S: if you like old nappy gym socks
(11:13:15 AM) Marie: if you're freakin' awesome
(11:13:31 AM) Andrew S: if you like to call walrus hotlines
(11:13:48 AM) Marie: if a walrus could operate a hotline, doofus
(11:14:02 AM) Andrew S: they can
(11:14:05 AM) Andrew S: speakerphone, dummy
(11:14:32 AM) Marie: they don't talk; they arf, loserbait
(11:14:47 AM) Andrew S: thats why calling a walrus hotline makes you a dumb pepsi lover
(11:15:55 AM) Marie: you can suck my dick
(11:16:05 AM) Andrew S: I win
(11:16:21 AM) Marie: you win because you get to suck my dick
(11:16:25 AM) Marie: you're welcome
(11:16:30 AM) Andrew S: You don't have one, so i just win
(11:16:37 AM) Marie: how do you know?
(11:16:44 AM) Marie: I was born Mario
(11:16:48 AM) Andrew S: I've seen you in your bathing suit
(11:16:55 AM) Marie: I'm Asian, so sue me
(11:17:04 AM) Andrew S: i'm asian, and it's quite another story
(11:17:17 AM) Marie: I don't care for fairy tales
(11:17:27 AM) Andrew S: Ahahaha
(11:17:52 AM) Andrew S: I'll let you hold one of my rubbers one day, you'll need both hands and a back harness.
(11:18:19 AM) Marie: that's quite the duck
(11:18:24 AM) Marie: does it squeak?
(11:18:35 AM) Andrew S: No, it makes others squeak
(11:18:53 AM) Marie: lubrication could prove beneficial to you
(11:18:57 AM) Andrew S: lol
(11:18:58 AM) Andrew S: yes
(11:19:01 AM) Andrew S: i found that out a few days ago
(11:19:20 AM) Andrew S: i just feel awkward buying lube.
(11:19:34 AM) Marie: you should, it means you're not doing it right
(11:19:35 AM) Marie: n00b
(11:19:44 AM) Andrew S: i'm not buying lube right?
(11:20:13 AM) Marie: you're not plowing right, geez
(11:20:18 AM) Andrew S: no way
(11:20:23 AM) Marie: ya way
(11:20:23 AM) Andrew S: i plow right, i just have a lot of junk
(11:20:29 AM) Andrew S: ive always needed lube
(11:20:41 AM) Marie: "junk" bahahaha
(11:20:44 AM) Andrew S: hahaha
(11:20:55 AM) Marie: great way to classify what's supposed to be primo manmeat
(11:20:57 AM) Marie: guess not
(11:21:02 AM) Marie: explains the need for lube
(11:23:38 AM) Andrew S: what
(11:24:04 AM) Marie: exactly
(11:24:11 AM) Marie: you dun even know, foo'
(11:24:14 AM) Andrew S: psh
(11:24:24 AM) Marie: this conversation is saddening me
(11:24:24 AM) Andrew S: Whatever, feel free to interrogate any of the girls i've slept with
(11:24:28 AM) Andrew S: I got it made!
(11:24:34 AM) Andrew S: you started it
(11:24:41 AM) Marie: should I call the girls with penises first?
(11:24:48 AM) Marie: or the girls with penises?
(11:24:51 AM) Andrew S: Sure, it's a short NONEXISTENT LIST.
(11:25:02 AM) Marie: like your dick?
(11:25:08 AM) Marie: OOOH.
(11:25:10 AM) Marie: BURN.
(11:25:17 AM) Andrew S: lmfao

Who knows.

(19/05/2009 10:15) Marie: When was my last ticket?
(19/05/2009 10:18) Mike  Momany (M): Did you get a ticket? Lol
(19/05/2009 10:19) Marie: Lol mehbee.
(19/05/2009 10:24) Mike  Momany (M): Too funny. You got it on I10, coming from Gville, didnt you?
(19/05/2009 10:24) Marie: .... How did you know?
(19/05/2009 10:27) Mike  Momany (M): Hilarious...I think its been more than 6 months but Im not sure.
(19/05/2009 10:27) Marie: Dang it! But not a year, huh?
(19/05/2009 10:31) Mike  Momany (M): Im not sure. Still loling, btw. How many times do you plan on being pulled over there? Maybe you should just start an account with the county courthouse!
(19/05/2009 10:32) Mike  Momany (M): Or you could prepay every time you plan on making that drive.
(19/05/2009 10:33) Marie: Asshole. :P
(19/05/2009 10:33) Mike  Momany (M): Thats where you get all of your tickets, lol.
(19/05/2009 10:34) Marie: Only the tickets I pay for. :P
(19/05/2009 10:34) Mike  Momany (M): Haha
(19/05/2009 10:36) Marie: He was pretty funny at least. And knocked my ticket 5 mph.
(19/05/2009 10:39) Mike  Momany (M): You got a frequent offender discount!
(19/05/2009 10:39) Mike  Momany (M): Im am laughing so loud in the doctors office
(19/05/2009 10:41) Marie: Jerk! :P I'm glad my misfortune put a smile ion someone's face. Oh fuck. Did I miss my exit?
(19/05/2009 10:44) Mike  Momany (M): Oh my god. This keeps getting better. All of your bad driving luck is ctlminating. Please dont get a flat :P
(19/05/2009 10:44) Marie: I quit today.
(19/05/2009 10:44) Mike  Momany (M): And you have to admit this is funny...
(19/05/2009 10:45) Marie: Oh. My. God.

I can blog on my phone.
That is all.

Show us your favorite person.

Why not my favorite family?

The Cullens. So what if they're fictional? I'm starting to slowly accept the cast. I wasn't all that keen on Cedric Diggory playing the unbelievably hot Edward Cullen but I suppose beautiful pale men with full lips and chisled cheekbones are few and far between. I'm still completely opposed to whoever's disgracing Jasper Hale. I mean, he looks like a hideous teen Einstein. And Bella is either not plain enough or not pretty enough for me. Still very hard to tell. I'm content with Esme, Emmett, Carlisle, and Alice though. I was hoping Rosalie would be more of a ScarJo since she's supposed to be strikingly beautiful as well. Hopefully they can all at least act. Nonetheless, I still adore the Cullen family. I just finished the second book this morning and picked up Eclipse before work. I'll probably be reading into the wee hours of the morning though it'd be for the worst -- after the fourth I'll have to wait indefinitely for Midnight Sun since some fucker leaked the chapters.

Better?

I stole this from OIEA4's deviantART and must say I completely agree. What a beautifully brooding face. Tom Sturridge as Edward Cullen. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Also, OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS JACOB BLACK. *swoon*

It's so invigorating to actually have things to do. My life isn't so routine anymore. No more school, work, repeat.

I feel that I'm actually getting progress done in my vocal class. Voice lessons have been interesting. I had originally signed up hoping to work on my pitch problems and learn some songs and get an easy A and stuff. I found out the second day of class that I was to sing at at least two of five recitals this semester, performing different songs at each one. Despite my original hesitation, I'm very excited. I think this will help me with my confidence and public speaking. Before I knew of this whole recital thing, I had picked A Whole New World from Disney's Aladdin. A few people I've mentioned this too have suggested that I dress the part of Jasmine. I'm not too sure how recital dress codes work but I might ask about it next week. My singing instructor, Mrs. Jones, has been very informative. She gives me lots of homework assignments and exercises to improve myself getting me ever-closer to my Disney World Jasmine dream. It seems very MTV Made to me.

I recently got into the Twilight saga (as did many a-teenaged girl). Honestly, I picked up the book because there was a big hub-bub about it on Facebook. I wasn't surprised to find out I'd obsess over it, too; I shamefully love popular books aimed towards teens. But yeah. I can't help but think I'm living out my romantic advances through Twilight. Edward Cullen is written so mesmorisingly hot, like omg. I'm a bit disappointed they got Cedric Diggory to play him in the movie but whatever. I don't think I could cast anyone remotely close to the vampire hunk built up in my mind. Anyway, if anyone out there loves Twilight, let me know. I've been dying to talk about this book for a week now. My usual pop culture comrade Melissa hasn't bought it yet (though I forced her into getting book one ASAP) so I've noone to dish with.

I'm super-stoked with my vertical fitness class. My friend Jessica and I had our first work-out two days ago. It was pretty intense. I'm anticipating a rock hard body by the end of session one and we're already planning on signing up for session two. I can still feel the soreness in my thighs. Jessica and I stumbled across some $50 off vouchers for a pole dancing class in Destin. It's very professional. The ladies there are not strippers or anything but learned pole dancing for the fitness aspect (it works out your legs, core, and arms ).  The studio isn't sleazy or anything and it's by reservation only. The first half was strictly warm-up. Mostly sexy yoga, pilates, calisthetics stuff. Then came the pole moves. I was surprised with the amount of pole-related moves we learned in the first class but was very pleased. I had no idea I could do most of the stuff we tried. Also, eager about next week. We're learning the upside-down moves, teeheehee. The song we're dancing to is Cry Little Sister, that goth anthem from The Lost Boys. Each session learns a different routine and we learned quite a bit already. Mike's been trying to get me to do more things on my own and to work on my confidence so I decided on a double deal. Also, I am currently checking out portable poles on eBay as we speak.

I'm hanging out with girls. As mentioned earlier, I'm hanging out more with Jessica. I've been meaning to get with some girls at work though things have been busy. I have been keeping in better touch with my gal pals that have moved though. It's good to be with some estrogen for a change.

We're looking into street hockey. Another addition to the long list of hobbies we've accumulated as of late. We have more people interested than actual sticks so we'll have to find a way to remedy this before we get an actual game going.

I'm looking forward to messing with the Big Shot. After some web perusing, I found a site with cheap Magicube packs and  another with cheap ASA film. So wee!

Just bought The Office Season Four LE. Mike and I spent a good seven hours watching it last night and into 5am this morning. We're finishing up the rest of the season today. I am stoked.

Well, that was more haphazard than hoped.

What's the best pick up line you've ever heard?

lolololol.

I'm not sure if this counts as a pick-up line, per se, but I had a couple hours to kill before work so I decided to hit the beach alone. I was reading a book on my towel when this little girl (maybe four?) approached me with the saddest little face. I asked her what was wrong.

"I lost my brother."

"Hm, well what does your brother look like?"

"He's tall."

"Oh? Anything else? What is he wearing?"

"Blue trunks."

"Okay, how old is he?"

"I don't know. Hold on."

And sad, little girl runs away to the lifeguard stand. She returns.

"Sixteen."

On another account, the worst pick-up line probably came from this thirty-something, drunk, redneck guy from The Swamp who told me (in his beer-ridden breath) I was "cuter than a two dollar bill."

Yeah.

ah haha!

A few days back, I was rummaging around the FWB Goodwill with Mike and Matt when I found a whopper of a camera. I quickly recognized it after reading the type -a Polaroid Big Shot- from a blog Chris posted eons ago. It was priced at $3.99 so I decided to give Chris a call to check on its damage. Apparently, all I needed were the Magicubes (which I found for $1/pack online) but I still have yet to score some film I just found some film for $2.01. Fuck yes. It probably won't be for another week or so before I make my big purchases but hopefully I can get my flashy new camera going.

Had my first day of school. Not too bad. Not looking forward to my one day a week of work and school though. That's gonna be killer. I just have to find a way to kill an hour and 45 minutes without spending anything. That's likely.

Got back from Disney World earlier this week but got chased out of Orlando by Fay.

Eh, I do not feel like blogging anymore. Instead, here's my schedule.

Monday: College Chem 2:00-4:35;  Principles of Bio 6:00-8:35
Tuesday:Voice Apps 10:30-11:00; Pre-Calc 11:00-12:15
Wednesday: Vert fitness 9:00-10:15;  College Chem 2:00-4:35;  Principles of Bio 6:00-8:35
Thursday:Voice Apps 10:30-11:00; Pre-Calc 11:00-12:15;  work 2:00-10:00
Friday: OFF
Saturday: work 2:00-10:00
Sunday: work 11:00-7:00

[Post-script] Did you find my pun?

I was locked in the store with Brett and Julie last night.

In other news, I signed up for fall term the other day and it's looking like college chem I, bio I, trig, and applied voice. I'm really psyched about the year since it will hopefully be my last at OW. Well, scratch that. Technically, my Oh-Dub years are finito already seeing as we've officially bumped to state school status - Northwest Florida State College. Fancy.

I need a new creative outlet to keep me occupied and I figured I'd learn how to sing decently. Despite my many hours invested in band it seems I can hardly make it through a whole song without missing a key change or something. Also, it adds false hope to my dream of someday auditioning for Princess Jasmine/Pocahantas at Disney World. I've been playing with the idea of trying out for Jasmine ever since I perused the audition requirements. I only have to be 5'2! Check. Singing skill isn't necessary for a look-a-like role but I'm sure it would help for the Jasmine part as her character's in a few of the shows. Just recently, I found out that my bff from middle school auditioned in California and got a callback! I'm so proud. It actually gave me the courage to entertain the thought for myself. So here I go! Dream big.

My mood has been so much better lately. It seems I had been in a slump with the stresses of work and school and this and that piling up. Mike more or less talked me into going to the gym as a guest and I'm happy to say it worked. Yay, endorphins. So I'm about to leave to sign up and get my very own membership. Also, I'm gonna need to tone-up to be Princess Jasmine...

Finding innuendo in childhood movies is always funny and discomforting. 

I think I changed my major.